So my temper blew out of control again today, scalding Mr. in the crossfire over the STUPID antics of WHO FUCKING ELSE? I lost it after I saw her stalking my profile on Swingtowns, and even joining a group I started on there. I mean, COME ON. Why can't this bitch just leave me the fuck ALONE??
So Malcolm and I talked tonight, and he used his magic voice...the really deep one that makes me shiver. He knows that makes my blood pressure drop like a stone. And my sensei taught his grasshopper all about wanna be evil prom queens from hell that have never allowed their brains to leave high school and grow the fuck up. And he told me to ignore her. Because every time I react, it gives her a rise. A reason to continue. He says he feels sorry for her because she's obviously a miserable wretch who has to keep looking over her shoulder. He promised me if I am patient...well MORE patient...cuz she has been pulling this shit since DECEMBER of 07, that she will eventually get bored and move on to some new poor bitch that decides to be Mr.'s OBC fuck-slut.
So my job is to ignore. POOF, BE GONE! My magic wand is out, and I am flying to my happy place. Malcolm PROMISED to reward me handsomely tomorrow. He will give me one big O for every hour that I ignore her and allow myself peace. LOL...uhhh YES YES! I love my life...jeeezusssssssss...how can I NOT? What a man.
Yours, baby.
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